Uhm, not gonna fly
Birthday in England: win
The BF not picking me up from the airport: fail
I don’t care that it’s a two-hour drive to the airport, (three in traffic) and my flight got in at one am. I was out of the country for two weeks. When you’re “in love,” you lose a little sleep!
This is going on the list of “Things You Only Get Away With Once, and Only After A Huge Fight.”
Big picture: not a big deal.
In the moment: BFD.
(Seriously, who doesn’t know this?)
Ross: Let’s say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1, she’ll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?
Chandler: That’s easy, baggage claim.
Ross: (Buzzes) Wrong! Now you’re single. It’s actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.
